Why machines can't write

Computer f****s up iTunes

You know the Arthur C. Clarke novel 2001, where the computer goes nuts? Well the other day, a similar thing happened to the computer controlling the UK iTunes store. Deciding that society was far too corrupt, the computer started to censor titles by plonking asterisks in the middle of what it considered to be offending words. The machine's judgement was questionable though. For example, Sunday school favourites The Pussycat Dolls escaped without any censorship at all, whilst peddler of filth Edward Lear had his smut changed to 'The Owl and the P****cat'. Clearly copywriters won't be replaced by computers any time soon.