Welcome to our new online home. Yes, it's minimal, but home's not just about scatter cushions and pastel shades you know. We like white - it makes our words look better.

Actually, as we slapped the white paint around the walls of our virtual environment, we couldn't help wondering whether the folks from Dulux are all Glaswegian. Who else would call a paint "Pure Brilliant White"? Other colours from the range include "Pure Dead Brilliant Green and White Hoops" and "Chib Red".

While we're on the subject of our site, we'd just like to say thank you to the very intelligent people at Webadvertising for making it work, and listening to us banging on about typography and tone of voice. We're glad to say that one word they have absolutely no idea about is 'can't'. Cheers fellas.