CRIME

PUNCTUATION ABUSE, PLURAL POSSESSIVES WHERE THERE SHOULD BE PLURALS, MISSPELLING OF POPULAR VEGETABLE VARIETIES.

You’ll soon know if The Grocer has been meddling with your words. His calling card - a random apostrophe - will be hidden somewhere in a sentence, changing its meaning completely.

WARNING

WE CAN BEAT THE GROCER WITH SOME CAREFUL EDITING AND PROOFREADING. BUT BE VIGILANT; IF YOU SEE THE TELL-TALE SIGNS OF HIS MADNESS, CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY.