CRIME

SHORTENS WRDS 4 D SAKE OF DOIN SO, MAKIN DEM LESS EZ 2 UNDRSTND

You’ll recognise Text Kid by his overdeveloped thumbs – a side effect of excessive text messaging. His soulless, lazy way of communicating is particularly damaging to your emails, blogs and websites.

WARNING

TEXT KID’S VILE WORK COULD ALREADY BE CORRUPTING YOUR WORDS. IF YOU SUSPECT HIM, LET US KNOW.